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the internet's first (and best) guide dedicated EXCLUSIVELY to the california burrito in san diego, ca. we rate em so u kno whether to eat em or skip em!
"/5 BITES" RATING SYSTEM — how it works
we don't rate with boring stars. we rate by how DEVOURED a burrito deserves to be. more bites eaten = more delicious = higher score. an untouched burrito is a tragedy; an empty crumpled wrapper is a masterpiece.
0/5 untouched. rip. genuinely terrible, we couldn't do it.
1/5 one polite bite. rough. we tried.
2/5 disappointing. it's a burrito, technically.
3/5 decent / solid eats. would eat again if nearby.
4/5 crushed it. a very good burrito. go here.
5/5 DEVOURED!! empty wrapper, pure perfection. a religious experience.
"BURRITO TPS TRIAD" — the triangle chart explained
every card has a little triangle radar chart. TPS = Taste, Price, Size, each scored out of 5. taste is at the top, price is bottom-left (higher = better value), size is bottom-right. a big balanced triangle means a burrito that does everything well. a lopsided one tells you exactly where its strengths and weaknesses are — maybe it's huge and cheap but not the tastiest, or a flavor bomb that costs a bit more.
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